Archive for September, 2006

extreme lame jokes(vol.1)-why did the chicken cross the road?

Wednesday, September 13th, 2006

i have a new theory of why the chicken cross the road. i’ve read esmond’s thesis on it, this one might just be an alternate explanation….alrite, let’s get started

the chicken heard that the restaurant nearby is giving out free food….(it didn’t know that the restaurant is KFC)..so the chicken went out of it’ cage, since it’s gonna die anyway, it’s got nothing to lose…what more,..free food.

so the chicken went across the road to the restaurant..and when he reached the entrance of KFC, he asked the person-in-charge,"yo, where’s the free food?"

the person-in-charge replied,"yo, you’re it."..and he took the chicken by the wings and threw it into the chicken swimming pool(deep fry oil)..

by the way, the "person-in-charge" was colonel sanders..during the world war 2, he was the cook for the soldiers, normal dish was fried chicken..haha…

(fiction)

Real Holiday…?

Friday, September 1st, 2006

it’s almost the end of the mid-sem break, i can’t believe i haven’t touched my assignments nor my books..textbooks i mean..tests is coming up….oh….

u guys out there studied yet?….my holiday was really holiday….i went shopping..yeah, shopping..girls out there, i’m a guy who loves to shop, except that i shop for pc games and pc accessories rather than clothes, etc….sorry, can’t follow u girls for shopping..ask your boyfriends….haha….

so how’s everybody?….hope u all doin fine…for all the management students, all the best for the tests..i guess u guys didn’t studied in the holidays rite?,.,..i’m feeling guilty here coz i didn’t…i’m starting to get a lil’ worried now…..did some crazy stuff which i don’t want to talk about during the holidays/….MY and ric, u know what i’m talking about….

i wish i have connection at home soon….waiting for my bro to get his pc..then i don’t have to come to cc so often….quite expensive when i think of it…1.50 pe hour….that’s like 2 and a half roti canai….holidays’ coming to an end…i guess it’s time to start working…..that’s all for now…thanks for reading….