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i have a new theory of why the chicken cross the road. i’ve read esmond’s thesis on it, this one might just be an alternate explanation….alrite, let’s get started

the chicken heard that the restaurant nearby is giving out free food….(it didn’t know that the restaurant is KFC)..so the chicken went out of it’ cage, since it’s gonna die anyway, it’s got nothing to lose…what more,..free food.

so the chicken went across the road to the restaurant..and when he reached the entrance of KFC, he asked the person-in-charge,"yo, where’s the free food?"

the person-in-charge replied,"yo, you’re it."..and he took the chicken by the wings and threw it into the chicken swimming pool(deep fry oil)..

by the way, the "person-in-charge" was colonel sanders..during the world war 2, he was the cook for the soldiers, normal dish was fried chicken..haha…

(fiction)

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