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francis light heard that in the malay sultanate empire, there’s a beautiful island which is not occupied yet, so he and his crew boarded the ship and headed toward the empire. it was night time when they almost reached penang, but thay couldn’t see the island. ‘where’s it, the island?’,said francis light. ‘no idea’, says one of the crew. KABOOMMM!!!they hit something real hard. is it an iceberg? oh no, we’re gonna die! francis light found out that the ship pilot, Carl, was drunk with some drink from a glass bottle. so they named the intoxicating drink after the pilot and the supposed iceberg, Carl’sberg thay named the drink. they decided to market the drinks to the locals so they can win the war fatster and take over the island. actually, it wasn’t the iceberg, it was penang, batu feringgi. their ship is still there, in fact, it has turned into some high class restaurant. francis light realized the accident happened bcoz there was no lighthouse, so he built one at teluk bahang, still there today. so francis light had some light snacks with his light skin crew and light some cigarette to smoke, and drank coke light. so francis light honored his surname.

when the kedah sultan found out that francis light didn’t help him in the civil war, he planned an attack on penang. at night time, the sultan warrior rowed their latest technology sampan to penang. francis light found out, and he switch off the lighthouse. so the sultan warriors rowed passed penang and rowed till morning to sumatera, and attacked sumatera. they were wondering why the mat sallehs can turn into locals so fast. superb evolution. so the kedah sultan shouted at francis light from seberang, and said,’ not fair, u guys got cannon and firepower, bullets, we only have our crooked swords(u’ll know why in the next episode of lame jokes) and tombak, give us some of yours’. so francis light said ‘ok, i send u half of my bullets and cannonballs, but if i send by sampan, they’ll end up in sumatera, like what happened to your warriors.’ so francis light thought for a while, and he said,’ i know 1 way to send u those stuff within seconds, faster than FEDEX or DHL, hang on and catch!’. so francis light loaded his rifles and loaded the cannon and shot those standing yonder at seberang. very efficient and time saving delivery of goods. then francis light wondered,’they’re so grateful to me for my generosity, is that why they jump and lie down and never get up?’

(fiction)

Well, i have friends that asked me what kind of girl do i like? my former answer was looks, she must be pretty…that’s the most important…

my priority of criteria in choosing a girlfriend used to be looks, character, and then godliness…but as time passed by and as i grow more mature, my priority of choice kind of changed upside down….now if u ask me, my answer would be godliness(she must be a devoted Christ believer) first, and loves to play sports(so that she’ll stay in shape after i marry her), and lastly looks…..

i have learned to appreciate godliness in girls coz it’s very precious and rare..there are really pretty and hot girls all around, but very few are truly godly. Charm is deceitful, beauty is passing, but she who fears the Lord shall be praised.

Someone asked me if i’m going after any girl now, my answer is no. but i do like someone. i’m not into casual dating, so i’ll only get it started when i’m able to marry her. right now, i’ll just get to know her more. i don’t want to waste my singleness with a relationship where there’s no true security which a marriage has. i want the best, for my single life, and for my married life in future. right now, my focus is to prepare myself to be a godly husband and father in the future, God willing.