hikers: kai tarng, ps.koe, phek sim, poh sim.
starting point: somewhere near Asia Cafe in front of Bomba
destination: top station of penang hill
7.20 - we began the hike
7.20 to 9.20 - we hike
9.20 - we finished the hike
wanna know more, come ask me.i’ll bring u to hike with me, see if u got time to write report along the journey.
hey, sorry if i did. my bad. i need to explain this to clear any misunderstanding about me. i have this bad habit of staring blank at one position while in critical thinking about an issue, and after a while without realizing, the position i stared blankly at is a person, and when i’m aware of it, i’m like "oops, hope that didn’t send any wrong signal", and i will turn away to other direction immediately. bcoz of this, sometimes i like to stare blankly at an object or at the wall and make sure nobody’s there, but even when some walks into that view, i might not realize. that’s how much i am caught up with my mind. sorry guys if i ever stared at u like that. i need to say this because if u’re a guy, u might think that i’m a gay or if u’re a girl, u might think that i’m a maniac(or think that u’re so cun that a guy like me wants to keep my eyes on u,haha, just joking, no hard feelings). i’m trying to kick this habit of daydreaming, so bear with me. if i ever lock my eyes on you again, just do something like a backflip and see if my eyebrow is raised. if it’s not, then it’s either i’m daydreaming or your backflip is terrible.
(non-fiction)
one fine day, hang jebat went to visit hang tuah. when he reached hang tuah’s house, he yelled, ‘hang tuah’. hang tuah came out furious,saying, "mengapa engkau panggil patik tua, saya masih muda lagi. so he screamed in his anger, "hang jebat". so hang jebat became furious,saying,"jangan panggil patik jebat, patik hebat, bukan jebat"(it’s not funny, so don’t laugh yet). so both of them drew their swords and began the duel. after 10 seconds of duel, they were exhausted, when suddenly the sultan’s messenger came and bring them the order to ‘mengadap’ from the sultan. so they went.
at the istana Melaka, the sultan was pleased to see his 2 superheroes. he said to them,"today, i am going to announce the official pedang(sword) of our empire today, hand tuah and hang jebat, draw out your swords". hang tuah and hang jebat was very reluctant to do so, bcoz their swords were badly damaged from the duel, that their swords became very crooked, but they drew out the swords anyway. so it was, the crooked swords was officiated as the official pedang of the century. so the sultan asked,"what shall we call it?" hang jebat in his anger and frusfration, ignorant of the sultan’s question, said,"curse it" bcoz he lost the duel bcoz he had stomachache."what?", answered the sultan to jebat’s words,"Keris?is that what u said? then Keris we shall call it".
after 5 minutes, the British conquered the empire of Melaka. as they approached the sultan and asked him of His Majesty’s last wish before he is sent to Disneyland for lifetime imprisonment, the sultan yelled loudly,"Hang Tuah, Hang Jebat!!!tolong Beta!!" since the British understand no BM at that time, they answered the sultan,"as you wished, Your Majesty". so the British hanged Hang Tuah and Hang Jebat.
(fiction)
